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[slowmotion]

Lookee here.

Just for you @Fab Foodie

There was a chap
On CycleChat
Who had a very dodgy hat
We laughed we riled we took the piss
but FF liked that hat of his.
Until the pictures showed that hat
made him look a right prat.
He sobbed he sighed a gurgle he gave
as he threw his hat into the billowing wave...
The lesson learned is 'avoid that hat'
and don't mix poems and songs like that....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Lookee here.

Just for you @Fab Foodie

There was a chap
On CycleChat
Who had a very dodgy hat
We laughed we riled we took the piss
but FF liked that hat of his.
Until the pictures showed that hat
made him look a right prat.
He sobbed he sighed a gurgle he gave
as he threw his hat into the billowing wave...
The lesson learned is 'avoid that hat'
and don't mix poems and songs like that....

Well played that man!

 

[slowmotion]

I thought that rhyming "his" with "piss" was actually a work of genius!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I that rhyming "his" with "piss" was actually a work of genius!

Too bad Dylan got the Nobel prize this year ...

 

[slowmotion]

Too bad Dylan got the Nobel prize this year ...

Surely it's not too late for a second vote?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Surely it's not too late for a second vote?

Well he's not accepted it yet ....

 

[slowmotion]

Well he's not accepted it yet ....

In that case, it looks like The Bard of Norfolk might be getting a fat cheque from Stockholm.

 

[slowmotion]

My name is Marmoset and I've drunk alcohol every day of the month. Probably since April.

Never mind that. Have you had the will of steel to forsake quinoa for a full 31 days?

 

[raleighnut]

Never mind that. Have you had the will of steel to forsake quinoa for a full 31 days?

I'm still managing but it's hard.

 

[slowmotion]

I'm still managing but it's hard.

You just have to keep in mind that one day you will look back and see yourself as a reformed quinoa abuser. Stay strong, brother.

 

[slowmotion]

I had a horrible earworm thingies in my head earlier but I have managed to drive it out by getting the other half of my brain to play Hazel O' Connor's " Will You" over it. That lovely sax solo is going round and round.

Wesley McGoogan. They say it's the best sax solo ever. I agree.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Please tell me he wasn't wearing 'that' hat

Oh yes he was

I have kinda got used to it now.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Still full from my scrumptious Roast lamb lunch yesterday.


I didn't have lights either, I am such a rebel.

 

[slowmotion]

Oh yes he was

I have kinda got used to it now.

Expensive therapy?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Expensive therapy?

He just wouldn't be the same without it now.