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[Deleted member 1258]

Sat in the Deli in Kineton with a coffee and scrambled egg on toast, its a cool grey morning.

 

[coffeejo]

Have you shown her the cone of shame.....

I verbally shamed her. She looked crushed. I'm not sorry: my legs are covered in bruises from being bashed by the cone and I've no desire to repeat the experience anytime soon.

 

[TVC]

I verbally shamed her. She looked crushed. I'm not sorry: my legs are covered in bruises from being bashed by the cone and I've no desire to repeat the experience anytime soon.

You are a bad parent

 

[coffeejo]

Just worked out what's wrong: my landlords seem to be having the day off as I can't hear any tractors or farm equipment. The only noises are the distant rumble of traffic and the birds singing. I was going to put some music on but I think I'll enjoy the peace while it lasts.

 

[coffeejo]

You are a bad parent

I'd much rather be a dog.

 

[TVC]

I'd much rather be a dog.

Why? Nobody chastises you when you lick your leg.

 

[TVC]

Anyway, time to assert my masculinity and break out the chain saw.

 

[HertzvanRental]

Tomorrow, we are on our way to Sorrento !

 

[coffeejo]

 

[coffeejo]

Anyway, time to assert my masculinity and break out the chain saw.

Why is that manly?

 

[Gravity Aided]

Anyway, time to assert my masculinity and break out the chain saw.

Why are you breaking out the chain saw?

 

[HertzvanRental]

Why are you breaking out the chain saw?

Toe nails. That's why it's manly!

 

[Gravity Aided]

Aye, that it is...

 

[Hill Wimp]

Tomorrow, we are on our way to Sorrento !

Sorrento is gorgeous. Make sure you go down the coast to Capri on one of the hydrofoils. The scenery is fantastic.

 

[HertzvanRental]

Sorrento is gorgeous. Make sure you go down the coast to Capri on one of the hydrofoils. The scenery is fantastic.

Duly noted, thanks.