Mundane News

[mybike]

Actually I was threatening the Jehovas Witnesses with it yesterday

Jehovah's

(seems there's a lack of pedantry today)

 

[mybike]

This one had a speech impediment and dropped 'is aitches.

So why was there one 'h' there? Should have been Jeovas, or more correctly Je'ova's.

Actually I was threatening the Jehovas Witnesses with it yesterday

Weed killer, such as paraquat, works well.

has to be untraceable.

 

[mybike]

You are not being pedantic, are you?

Perish the thought.

 

[Hill Wimp]

In a bar in Amersfoort having erected my tent on a rather swish campsite.

It is overcast but 29 degrees.

I may not move far from this location.

 

[Hill Wimp]

....but where is Hops?

Have a wild guess

 

[hopless500]

....but where is Hops?

In said bar waiting for food, downloading some books and drinking a pint.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Black clouds above, starting to rain, wind has got up hopefully it will get cooler for first night in the tent.

 

[classic33]

Weed killer, such as paraquat, works well.

Doesn't actually kill it, just turns it brown for a few years.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have decided to emigrate.

The cat needs to learn Dutch though.

 

[stephec]

About ten minutes ago my wife walked to the shops about five minutes away, wearing a thin fairly short summer dress.

It's now started raining very heavily.

 

[Lullabelle]

I have decided to emigrate.

The cat needs to learn Dutch though.

A very attractive part of the world

 

[TVC]

I have decided to emigrate.

The cat needs to learn Dutch though.

It's the lack of hills and profusion of lager isn't it?

 

[Salty seadog]

I've just had 2 starters a lamb roast followed by cheese and now have to do a 12 hour night shift.....feeling a little sluggish...

 

[TVC]

I've just had 2 starters a lamb roast followed by cheese and now have to do a 12 hour night shift.....feeling a little sluggish...

I just had an image of you snoozing through your night shift, Homer Simpson style at the control panel of the reactor.

 

[Salty seadog]

I just had an image of you snoozing through your night shift, Homer Simpson style at the control panel of the reactor.

That image may become a welcome reality.....