Mundane News

[numbnuts]

I can see beetle juice and Jupiter

 

[classic33]

the dog is telling me it is time for his walk!

Your dog can talk, and tell the time!

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Your dog can talk, and tell the time!

Oh he can definitely tell the time all right. As for talking, well it's more of a howl and an Irish wolf hound can howl rather well and rather loudly!

 

[Maverick Goose]

There's no kind of atmosphere...

In space no one can hear you scream...

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

In space no one can hear you scream...

In Cuddington, no one bothers if you scream!

 

[vernon]

In Cuddington, no one bothers if you scream!

In Giacomelli's I like ice cream.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

In Giacomelli's I like ice cream.

sadly it will stop me screaming permanently. I'm severely allergic to all dairy and components of (proteins not sugars)! anaphylactic shock kills!

 

[vernon]

sadly it will stop me screaming permanently. I'm severely allergic to all dairy and components of (proteins not sugars)! anaphylactic shock kills!

Wrong thread. Try the 'What's Wrong With You?' thread.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Wrong thread. Try the 'What's Wrong With You?' thread.

logical ice cream to scream to stopping screaming progression in this dyslexic mind of mine...

oh wiat, that really would be the wrong thread...

 

[PeteXXX]

For lunch, I'm going to roll three sausages in curry powder and eat them wrapped in a naan bread. (The sausages, not me BTW)

 

[mybike]

For lunch, I'm going to roll three sausages in curry powder and eat them wrapped in a naan bread. (The sausages, not me BTW)

Sadist, how can you do that to a poor sausage. It's almost as bad as cooking them.

 

[Lullabelle]

My 37 year old colleague told me yesterday his grandson is called Bentley and he isn't happy about it. The child is his 14 year old daughters but I think he and his partner look after the baby more that she does.

 

[Lullabelle]

My orchids have had a good drink, tidied up and bug sprayed. I had energy so cleaned the kitchen, now feel shattered so curled up on the sofa watching Ireland beat Italy

 

[Saluki]

My 37 year old colleague told me yesterday his grandson is called Bentley and he isn't happy about it. The child is his 14 year old daughters but I think he and his partner look after the baby more that she does.

I had a horse called Bentley. One of our neighbour's two pups is called Bentley, come to think of it. Bentley & Benj, they are called.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just put the heating on
Before that I put a concrete block weighting 18.8 kg on my bike trailer and attached to my trike to see if I could get it up a steep hill with out too much trouble, it was a rise of 150 feet and I'm pleases to say I did it.