Mundane News

[Slioch]

The proper name for Glasgow is Gleschu, which translates as "the dear green place".

I'll tell you why it's so green - it's because it rains all the frickin time.

We try and keep hold of them.

So which part of this green and sceptred isle are you based in?

 

[classic33]

The proper name for Glasgow is Gleschu, which translates as "the dear green place".

I'll tell you why it's so green - it's because it rains all the frickin time.



So which part of this green and sceptred isle are you based in?

Just North of the M62. Toffee Town

 

[Slioch]

It will be so hot that you daren't go out in the daytime and you won't be able to sleep at night.

I shall be that quintessential Brit abroad. Bright red from sunburn, and sweating due to alcoholic excess. Nice.

 

[Slioch]

Just North of the M62. Toffee Town

Everton?

 

[mybike]

I shall be that quintessential Brit abroad. Bright red from sunburn, and sweating due to alcoholic excess. Nice.

Then you'll come home on a Ryanair(?) flight ready for work the next day.

It's great being retired.

 

[classic33]

Everton?

Red Rose County!!

 

[Slioch]

Then you'll come home on a Ryanair(?) flight ready for work the next day.

It's great being retired.

I've had people in my team who have rocked up for work the day following a return from holiday, and fair play to them for turning up, but I've had to send them home again because they are as much use as a ************ (insert appropriate quote).

 

[Slioch]

Red Rose County!!

Right, so you're one of "them" from the wrong side of the Pennines. I've had a look at the map and I'm struggling a bit. How about Eccles or St Helens?

 

[classic33]

I've had people in my team who have rocked up for work the day following a return from holiday, and fair play to them for turning up, but I've had to send them home again because they are as much use as a ************ (insert appropriate quote).

I've turned up for work having just got back, and off the coach.

 

[classic33]

Right, so you're one of "them" from the wrong side of the Pennines. I've had a look at the map and I'm struggling a bit. How about Eccles or St Helens?

Nay lad

Toffee Town

 

[Slioch]

I've turned up for work having just got back, and off the coach.

Day's out at Blackpool can be quite exciting, so I'm led to understand!

 

[classic33]

Day's out at Blackpool can be quite exciting, so I'm led to understand!

T'was a bit further than Blackpool. That's only 60 miles away.
Back from Clare's East Coast, on the coach.

 

[Slioch]

Toffee Town

AAh! Gotcha.

 

[alicat]

Champion weather for June. Just don't go on Ilkla Moor bar t'hat.

 

[classic33]

Champion weather for June. Just don't go On Ilkla Moor baht 'at.

Correction made!