Mundane News

[Deleted member 1258]

Last night in the supermarket the checkout girl was grumbling, I was packing too quick for her and she didn't like it.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My Son and Granddaughter are here this morning, the place is starting to look like its been blitzed.

 

[mybike]

My Son and Granddaughter are here this morning, the place is starting to look like its been blitzed.

But does your granddaughter smile sweetly at you?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

But does your granddaughter smile sweetly at you?

Yes

 

[numbnuts]

Right I'm off doggy/house sitting

 

[vernon]

I've taken my Woodrup to Woodrups' for a full service and belt change.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I've sent Mrs R out to buy me some methylated spirits.

Is Vernon coming round then ?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

My lad vomited on the floor in Sainsbury's cafe earlier. He seemed quite pleased with himself afterwards. *proud*

 

[vernon]

I've sent Mrs R out to buy me some methylated spirits.

I've just drank mine.

 

[vernon]

Is Vernon coming round then ?

How did you know?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Fab lollies are smaller now than they used to be.

 

[vernon]

Stick to the meths, Hils. Look at Vern and me

 

[Hill Wimp]

Stick to the meths, Hils. Look at Vern and me

I will stick to the Gin. The effects on the body are quite as bad as with the meths.

 

[GM]

I will stick to the Gin. The effects on the body are quite as bad as with the meths.

I woke up in the night with cramp in my leg, so today I've drunk 2 bottles of tonic water. Bad planning on my part, now I've haven't any for my Gin!

 

[stephec]

I've bought a one-way ticket to Heaven from the parish priest.

Is it non refundable?