Mundane News

[slowmotion]

The fixings for double electrical sockets are 120.6 millimetres apart. I got quite excited when I discovered this.

 

[0lonerider]

I fell asleep about 4pm and woke up at 8pm

 

[slowmotion]

I fell asleep about 4pm and woke up at 8pm

Cripes! Electrical socket fixing centres have been well and truly kicked into touch. I'm humbled.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I just cycled home from the pub for the 2nd night in a row. It's wet and there's a cold north westerly. I got cold hands. In May, this is wrong.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'll be such a good boy, and when I'm older, I hope I'll get your willy again!

Have you let your subscription lapse again?

 

[0lonerider]

Cripes! Electrical socket fixing centres have been well and truly kicked into touch. I'm humbled.

 

[Puddles]

I was classy although the urge to slap was strong within me!

 

[Gravity Aided]

On my way out to the Vestry Meeting, which, month after month, grows to resemble an episode of Vicar of Dibley more and more.

Only more High Church.

 

[tyred]

The bulb has just gone pop in my bedside lamp

 

[0lonerider]

Has anyone had Dr. Oetkers mug cakes? I just found a free sample on the doormat

 

[classic33]

I just cycled home from the pub for the 2nd night in a row. It's wet and there's a cold north westerly. I got cold hands. In May, this is wrong.

Were they your hands you rode home with? Rode a quarter mile with some one else's foot, so genuine reason for asking.

 

[Puddles]

Hope you have a better day tomorrow @Puddles!!

I will be fine... was just disappointing... and irritating...

 

[slowmotion]

Has anyone had Dr. Oetkers mug cakes? I just found a free sample on the doormat

For the love of God, call the emergency services and hide under the stairs until they give you the all-clear

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Were they your hands you rode home with? Rode a quarter mile with some one else's foot, so genuine reason for asking.

Not far enough for the fingers to go someplace else, just enough to remind me that they were there and unhappy. As for the feet, I can't be fully sure they're mine but they worked and fitted, so I'm not giving them back. Mind, another beer and I'd be completely legless.

 

[Gravity Aided]

For the love of God, call the emergency services and hide under the stairs until they give you the all-clear

Danger-UXB?