Mundane News

[deptfordmarmoset]

Looks like he means business.

No, I reckon he's after the Sport pages.

 

[lutonloony]

Have applied heat to my porridge to make it cook faster.

A very useful tip, thanks. I may use that technique in the future, if you not mind me stealing your idea

 

[hopless500]

Would whoever has lost a sleet shower call it back please

 

[coffeejo]

Would whoever has lost a sleet shower call it back please

That'll be one of those "northern" types.

 

[hopless500]

I can't even read the paper in peace today.

This little ******* has had me up since 4am. View attachment 125952

 

[Illaveago]

My wife is out in the back garden using her petrol powered simmer frame. It doubles as an exercise and lawn mower.

 

[slowmotion]

Excellent. Keep some triple antibiotic on that, and change the dressing twice a day, for three days. Edit- Make sure you clean it well with some alcohol before the antibiotic. I'd say use some peroxide on that, just to see what erupts from it, but some say that peroxide may create scar tissue. I don't really know, the jury is out with me. I'm quite glad I had first aid training, but realize that, in the end, I drive a bus for a living.

You'll be pleased to know that I took off the kitchen roll and insulation tape half an hour after the unfortunate incident and didn't replace it with anything. Gangrene hasn't set in yet.

 

[mybike]

My wife is out in the back garden using her petrol powered simmer frame. It doubles as an exercise and lawn mower.

Should that be zimmer?

 

[coffeejo]

Should that be zimmer?

Depends how hot it is out. A simmer frame would be useful in BBQ season. Mowing the lawn would give you something to do during the endless wait for the damn thing to actually light.

 

[coffeejo]

Nah... she can cook on it as well.

TMN to me

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Sat in the garden centre at Newton Regis with a coffee and scrambled egg on toast.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Rob Titchener


Liar liar pants on fire

 

[Puddles]

I have just slept for 15 hours

 

[midlife]

Took this pic of purple rain this week............ portent?

Shaun

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have just slept for 15 hours

Think you needed that.