Mundane News

[mybike]

My weather forecaster STILL says it's gonna rain. Pots need watering.

 

[classic33]

My weather forecaster STILL says it's gonna rain. Pots need watering.

Is it saying when though!

 

[mybike]

Is it saying when though!

The wife's put some washing on the line & gone out, can't be long now.

 

[TVC]

I have a new desk at work. It's got lockable drawers and everything.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

lockable drawers and everything.

Do you really need a chastity belt at work?

 

[mybike]

I have a new desk at work. It's got lockable drawers and everything.

Don't lose the key.

 

[TVC]

Do you really need a chastity belt at work?

Lullabell sits about 5 yards away, best behavior at all times.

 

[mybike]

Lullabell sits about 5 yards away, best behavior at all times.

Yes, but what about your behaviour.

 

[mybike]

The wife's put some washing on the line & gone out, can't be long now.

It's now saying it's going to be cloudy, I feel cheated.

 

[PeteXXX]

I forgot to put the recycling out last night. Fortunately the binmen forgot to turn up early today...

 

[TVC]

Time to get the paint roller out for the final coat of emulsion.

 

[vernon]

I'm trying to find the least stressful combination of flights to Seattle.

 

[Puddles]

I am peering at the hall carpet... the peering needs to become hoovering and cleaning

Coffee first.....

 

[Brains]

In the interests of the original start of this thread some two years ago, a lady had a baby

 

[Puddles]

I have cleaned the hall carpets I am now sharpening pencils with the electric sharpener thingy