Mundane News (Part 1)

[classic33]

Melbourne. I just got up to get ready for work, and the overnight minimum was 25°C .

So its now Friday!

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I'm trying to learn, "Riding Along On My Pushbike Honey" on the piano so I can annoy entertain the family at Christmas.
It's surprisingly difficult for someone with fat fingers.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I didn't find see any squirrels today.

 

[stephec]

Last night I dreamt that I was a Dachshund.

You silly sausage.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My christmas cactus is in bud.

 

[Archie_tect]

I know my eggs are fresh as the woman was still wiping straw and chicken sh*t off them when I walked into the barn this morning.

That must've hurt?

 

[Saluki]

I have a sore throat and a hacking cough

 

[Accy cyclist]

i'm just sat here thinking of mundane things..you know how it is.

 

[classic33]

I have a sore throat and a hacking cough

Deep Heat on the soles of the feet! For the cough.

 

[PeteXXX]

The digital clocks on the microwave and the oven are not quite synchronized. The one one the oven changes a few seconds before the other one.
Unfortunately my arms are not quite long enough to reach both 'set' buttons at exactly the same time!
I'm not sure how to solve this conundrum...

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I work in Dilbertville (aka Cubicle Land), and today about 180 of us (there are over 400 at this site) are packing stuff into crates, then on Monday we turn up for work as usual, but at a different workstation location. Bloody musical chairs! .

 

[vernon]

My working week is over.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

My lights just briefly turned off, and my PC's monitor flickered. I don't know how the PC is still running! Well, if I mysteriously stop posting in a minute, you'll know why...

 

[IDMark2]

The digital clocks on the microwave and the oven are not quite synchronized. The one one the oven changes a few seconds before the other one.
Unfortunately my arms are not quite long enough to reach both 'set' buttons at exactly the same time!
I'm not sure how to solve this conundrum...

My life is so exciting I can offer this tip... set the oven clock properly... then go to microwave, set it for a time one minute longer but don't do the final set button to stop it flashing until the oven just changes to that time as well... Synchronised!

In other news, I have noticed in the garden that the birds must be finding plenty of food out in the wild because the seeds in the fat balls I put out for them two weeks ago are now sprouting.

 

[Maverick Goose]

A badger dug up a wasp's nest in our garden.