Mundane News (Part 1)

[tyred]

I'm a jammy sod, upstairs painting just now I dropped my tin of paint, it landed right way up.

The chances of that happening are proportional to the cost of the carpet.

 

[classic33]

The ****ing rodent!

What you need is a cat!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I ditched the shorts yesterday after 7 months. I wore some cycling tights,but i reckon the shorts'll be back on a few times before next spring!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm going to get a flu jab in 20 minutes time.

 

[Archie_tect]

I ditched the shorts yesterday after 7 months. I wore some cycling tights,but i reckon the shorts'll be back on a few times before next spring!

At least you can get them washed now AC

 

[Archie_tect]

It's Thursday where I am.

That's just a lucky coincidence.

 

[numbnuts]

I was reminiscing this morning and thought I hope there is an afterlife as I have really pi$$ed this one up

 

[luckyfox]

I was reminiscing this morning and thought I hope there is an afterlife as I have really pi$$ed this one up

 

[Archie_tect]

The good news is there's no afterlife... I hope.

 

[numbnuts]

The good news is there's no afterlife... I hope.

Dam all these years and I thought we all went to Devon

 

[GrasB]

Dam all these years and I thought we all went to Devon

Don't scare me like that!

 

[Archie_tect]

Could've been Minehead? [not that I've been but that's where every Radio 1 Summer Roadshow went in my youth and it sounded horrendous on the radio].

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Some say Hell is doing something you like for ever and ever: in which case we'll all be pootling around on bicycles for all eternity!

 

[classic33]

Some say Hell is doing something you like for ever and ever: in which case we'll all be pootling around on bicycles for all eternity!

Maybe even longer.

 

[classic33]

Some say Hell is doing something you like for ever and ever: in which case we'll all be pootling around on bicycles for all eternity!

Maybe even longer.