Mundane News (Part 1)

[Cyclopathic]

I've just had a flu jab

Where?

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I've just had a flu jab

Snap!

Where?

In the arm.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've just been to the barber's across the road and had a number one.

I went to the barbers yesterday and had a number two, and got charged pensioners rate for it

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've just got up and found the computer left on. So i'm posting to mention it.

I'm having to leave the computer on overnight at the moment, I can't be sure it will start in the mornings, its fine during the day but doesn't seem to like cold mornings.

 

[classic33]

I've just been to the barber's across the road and had a number one.

Bathroom in use?

 

[classic33]

On my way between house and workshop a couple of rain drops fell in my tea. It was Earl Grey with milk and one sugar. It didn't affect the taste though and I drank the tea.

Earl Grey rain! Posh down your end.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've been shopping for bedroom furniture this morning, the old stuff is almost twenty years old, I've got everything except a new bed and now my credit card is maxed out.

 

[Cyclopathic]

Earl Grey rain! Posh down your end.

Lower middle class. Posh rain doesn't have milk in it.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My Good Lady is sound asleep on the settee, bless her, She woke up this morning with a cold and after all the running around this morning I suggested She be a lady of leisure this afternoon, me? I'm stripping wallpaper, or will be once I've refilled the stripper.

 

[Learnincurve]

House is now N+2 birds. A Yellow and black Canary (Peter) and a white crested Bengalese finch (Paul)

I wanted a pair of budgies but was out whined.

 

[Cyclopathic]

My Good Lady is sound asleep on the settee, bless her, She woke up this morning with a cold and after all the running around this morning I suggested She be a lady of leisure this afternoon, me? I'm stripping wallpaper, or will be once I've refilled the stripper.

I hope your wife doesn't mind you getting a stripper in whilst she's ill.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Eaten too much wedding cake and drunk too much red wine

 

[alicat]

Cooked two types of soup, dug in the freezer for some posh ice cream and got together a menu card, china plates etc and took them to revive the appetite of a friend in hospital who is on pureed food after a stroke. It did the trick.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I hope your wife doesn't mind you getting a stripper in whilst she's ill.

I'm sure She wont mind, heres the stripper in question, close to twenty years old and still performing as well as when she was new.

 

[postman]

Just watched part of disc one.The World at War.Bought off e bay this week.A bargain at £10-20.What a series,what fantastic quality film.