Mundane News (Part 1)

[Saluki]

My back aches

 

[PeteXXX]

Lemon tea drunk. Sausage sarnie (smothered in Coleman's Mustard) eaten.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Lemon tea drunk. Sausage sarnie (smothered in Coleman's Mustard) eaten.

And none left for the rest of us

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Easy jet only allow you to fly with one bicycle

Probably easier to get the wings to fit.

 

[tyred]

Probably easier to get the wings to fit.

Shimano or Campag?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I suddenly have a computer thats like an old car, it doesn't like mornings, during the day I press the button and it starts, in the morning it takes half a dozen attempts before it kicks into life, strange.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I suddenly have a computer thats like an old car, it doesn't like mornings, during the day I press the button and it starts, in the morning it takes half a dozen attempts before it kicks into life, strange.

Maybe you should invest in a garage to keep the PC in.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Maybe you should invest in a garage to keep the PC in.

Very good , I suspect I may have to invest in a replacement for the little button battery on the motherboard.

 

[tyred]

I suddenly have a computer thats like an old car, it doesn't like mornings, during the day I press the button and it starts, in the morning it takes half a dozen attempts before it kicks into life, strange.

Give the electrics a spray with WD40...

 

[ScotiaLass]

The dog is licking my slipper....

 

[IDMark2]

Shimano or Campag?

It's not got one of them new SRAM jets has it?

 

[numbnuts]

I've just taken the dogs up the woods

 

[stephec]

The dog is licking my slipper....

I've just taken the dogs up the woods

My euphemism detector has just blown a fuse.

 

[welsh dragon]

My euphemism detector has just blown a fuse.

 

[jonnysnorocket]

That was a nice curry last night