Mundane News (Part 1)

[PeteXXX]

Please, all of you, stop looking... it has been found.

OK, thanks for the heads up. I'll stop searching for it now.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Please, all of you, stop looking... it has been found.

Ok - I'll just keep the one I found

 

[Archie_tect]

And it's not acceptable to plant them one either.

They asked for decking...

 

[Accy cyclist]

There's a disturbance outside. The police are on the way.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've just done yesterdays washing up.

 

[Bryony]

I'm eating a cheese snack a jack

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I seem to have woken up with excessive wind this morning.

 

[numbnuts]

Washings out

 

[numbnuts]

My astronomy forum removed my post

How was the Universe created? How will it end or will it end?

I put -
By a supreme being
and it will end by man or the above.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

... and in more Mundane News, it's almost a dead heat between the Mundane News and Tea threads, with only a few hundred posts separating them, and I can tell you it'll be a photo finish! Stay tuned for more after these ads...

 

[tyred]

I've got a blocked nose

I have the equipment to fix that -

 

[Accy cyclist]

A body has been found in the canal a few miles away. I passed the scene unknowingly yesterday,then i heard about it on the radio this morning.

 

[pplpilot]

She's pregnant again...

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm sitting in the sunshine on my favourite garden seat.