Mundane News (Part 1)

[classic33]

I need to go to bed, but I'm on CC

Take it to bed with you!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Sell them on Ebay, you'll probably get more than their worth from collectors!!

If you take them to the bank then some wee fanny will just destroy them!

I might just do that,thanks!

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm thinking of trimming my toenails later today.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm trying to chew some tough as old boots steak.

 

[alicat]

Managed to get 2048 out. After only six days spending every free hour at it.

 

[Lullabelle]

I feel like crap today, thumping headache, stiff neck, sore throat, snuffly and achy. I have had 4 pills so far and they don't seem to be doing much good. We went for a 4 mile walk and now I can barely move. Typical Bank holiday

 

[Saluki]

We are sitting in, waiting for a chap to view our flat. He said 'early afternoon'. Getting bored now.

 

[vernon]

I tried and failed to get my pulse jet engine working.

 

[Bryony]

I'm eating some Haribo Minions.

 

[Saluki]

We are sitting in, waiting for a chap to view our flat. He said 'early afternoon'. Getting bored now.

Have done the laundry, sorted out the caravan cupboards and hung out a load of socks. Still waiting. What time is 'early afternoon' anyway?

 

[vernon]

Oh no.......although it's not as bad as I originally thought it was.

I quickly read it and thought you'd said "I tried and failed to get my pulse working"

So I'm pleased you are still alive, Vern

Still alive and not having neighbours looking for a swarm of eight foot wingspan wasps.

I've lost my electronic ingnition spark generator and was trying to use a blow lamp to preheat the combustion chamber but to no avail. Did a quick search for pulse jets and discovered a brand new pulse jet complete with ignition package at an unbelievably low price.

Needless to say my vintage pulse jet is staring retirement in the face.....

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A few minutes ago there were 3 calves in the field below. One stood up, another one copied. The first up calf then pissed on the lying one, and then they were all standing up.

Oh, and I fell out of bed this morning.

 

[rb58]

Just back from a ride and there's no-one home. They may have been abducted by aliens.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just been for a walk

 

[colly]

I'm not wearing socks. Blue ones with yellow toes and heels. (they're the ones I'm not wearing)