Mundane News (Part 1)

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welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Ohh. Yes its finished. It was a quick wash. It only took 30 minutes. Sorry to keep you gentlemen in suspense :rose:
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
When it was first announced we were getting a Tesco around the corner from us I was not impressed, we don't need one as we have a COOP. However I do find myself going in occasionally and I find that their staff are friendly and chatty. The COOP staff are friendly but it feels like a 'smile at the customer' kind of thing whereas the Tesco staff are 'morning, how are ya' just feels a bit more natural.
 

Joshua Plumtree

Approaching perfection from a distance.
Could easily tell you worse, like being upto your waist in waste!

Once fell head first into a trailer full of sloppy pig sh*t.

Pitch fork stuck in a heavy load of the stuff and as I tried to yank it clear, my feet slid away from underneath me.

And the foulest stingiest kind produced by pigs kept in dark, dank conditions and feed on slops, before someone decided this wasn't a good idea!

And then I had to go straw carting in the afternoon wearing the same crud encrusted clothes and using the very same pitch-fork!

Got myself a different summer-time job the following year!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Once fell head first into a trailer full of sloppy pig sh*t.

Pitch fork stuck in a heavy load of the stuff and as I tried to yank it clear, my feet slid away from underneath me.

And the foulest stingiest kind produced by pigs kept in dark, dank conditions and feed on slops, before someone decided this wasn't a good idea!

And then I had to go straw carting in the afternoon wearing the same crud encrusted clothes and using the very same pitch-fork!

Got myself a different summer-time job the following year!
Fumes from that kills two people a year in the UK.
Can't have been that bad if you were able to use a fork!
 

Bryony

Veteran
Location
Ramsgate, Kent
Come home to an ambulance and 2 police cars outside our block of flats this evening, we're wondering if its the 3rd drug induced death here in the space of a couple of months! I think we need to move!!
 
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