Mundane News (Part 1)

[classic33]

Yes, I can just see it now...Me, stumbling down the stairs to confront a strange person helping themselves to my stereo in the living room, dog still asleep, 'Oi, hands up now or I'll use this water pistol on you...'
You're right though, it would probably work on next door's cat!

Nerf dart gun then!
OR you could go online and follow the instructions for setting up a motorised water gun, to allow it to send an electricc current down the water. Shocking really what some people do!

 

[numbnuts]

It's going to today

 

[Saluki]

A bit of filling has just fallen out I'd better find a dentist then.

 

[KEEF]

I am sitting in my office thinking of ways to escape

 

[tyred]

A bit of filling has just fallen out I'd better find a dentist then.

 

[Saluki]

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Noooooo

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Hot again

 

[IDMark2]

I am sitting in my office thinking of ways to escape

I'm sitting on my fire escape, thinking of ways to get back in the office.

 

[tyred]

I'm sitting on my fire escape, thinking of ways to get back in the office.

Where have you hidden the matches and petrol can?

 

[JoeyB]

I just bought a portable gas stove, loads of gas and a Coleman Xtreme cool box from Millets. Only went in to pick up the portable gas stove!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Still Hot

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Presumably you are describing @User259

Sorry to disappoint - but no I wasn't

 

[numbnuts]

It's going to today

Update it's coming tomorrow

 

[Bryony]

Has taken on a bank job!!.................. No not robbing it, cleaning it!!

 

[IDMark2]

Where have you hidden the matches and petrol can?

I just bought a portable gas stove, loads of gas and a Coleman Xtreme cool box from Millets. Only went in to pick up the portable gas stove!

Is it only me hoping these people don't know each other...