Mundane News (Part 1)

[Gravity Aided]

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jun/29/kasabian-or-spinal-tap-billy-bragg-tell-them-apart

 

[KEEF]

My Grandson is now cable tied to the back fence

 

[EltonFrog]

My dogs are sitting in the garden.

 

[Saluki]

I have a bit of a headache

 

[numbnuts]

Yippi I'm going home today

 

[Gravity Aided]

I've got Friday off this week. I will ride my bicycle, unless my day off has already been structured for me.

 

[ianrauk]

I've just finished mug of tea # 3

 

[ianrauk]

I tell a lie... it was mug # 4

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

3 mugs of tea and 2 mugs of coffee for me.

 

[TVC]

My Grandson is now cable tied to the back fence

Looking forward to seeing how this develops.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Reminds me of the sign in American retail shops:
All children left unattended will be given a cup of espresso and a kitten.

 

[KEEF]

I have released him on orders from Mrs Keef it has cost me a box of Zomlings

 

[KEEF]

There is a policeman at my door

 

[Lullabelle]

I won't be buying any Kasabian CD's

 

[Fiona R]

I'm dying from laughing reading this thread! aka ROTFLOLPMP..... May go and make a cup of tea to calm myself down.