Mundane News (Part 1)

[Donger]

This morning I'm back at work after my holiday.

I'm just starting to pack for mine ..... and both cats just know something is up.

 

[numbnuts]

I went for a ride and had an ice cream

 

[surfdude]

i left work early today because a kid with special needs kicked me in the knackers . and it was not a soft kick

 

[welsh dragon]

My next door neighbour is having they're septic tank emptied. I have had to close all the windows and doors.

 

[stephec]

I'm having my septic tank emptied and the neighbours have closed thier windows, bloody snobs.

 

[stephec]

I've just told my wife that I'll be working away on the night of her birthday, it went surprisingly well.

 

[Saluki]

My home is as tidy as a tidy place. Lassie coming to view flat later with a view to exchanging with us so thought that I'd better run the Henry round.

 

[welsh dragon]

I'm having my septic tank emptied and the neighbours have closed thier windows, bloody snobs.

It stinks really bad. Couldn't you wait until the wind is in another direction? Preferably not in my direction?

 

[stephec]

My home is as tidy as a tidy place. Lassie coming to view flat later with a view to exchanging with us so thought that I'd better run the Henry round.

A collie dog wants to swap flats with you?

 

[stephec]

It stinks really bad. Couldn't you wait until the wind is in another direction? Preferably not in my direction?

You're a fine one to complain about the smelly wind.

 

[welsh dragon]

You're a fine one to complain about the smelly wind.

Im not surprised your wife is happy for you to be away for her birthday

 

[stephec]

Im not surprised your wife is happy for you to be away for her birthday

I didn't say she was happy, just not quite hostile.

Although it could mean something is simmering for later like a rumbling volcano.

 

[Saluki]

A collie dog wants to swap flats with you?

Possibly, the lady's fringe is so long she could have been a Shetland Pony for all I know.

 

[stephec]

Possibly, the lady's fringe is so long she could have been a Shetland Pony for all I know.

You mean like cousin it?

 

[vernon]

i left work early today because a kid with special needs kicked me in the knackers . and it was not a soft kick