Mundane News (Part 1)

[Moon bunny]

I have Guinness

I hate Guinness.

 

[Archie_tect]

I have just eaten the last interesting Quality Street sweet [a green triangle] and just have the gold foil toffees left and the brown foil hard caramels....

 

[Hill Wimp]

Its 11:25pm and there is a bloomin' fly buzzing around my lounge.

 

[PeteXXX]

I hate Guinness.

You seem to have misspelt 'hate'.. Perchance your 'V' and 'T' keys have been transposed?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Not having toast tonight. I think it's gonna be cereal.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I hate Guinness.

I've tried Guiness.
Gonna have to try it again to be certain...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You seem to have misspelt 'hate'.. Perchance your 'V' and 'T' keys have been transposed?

I vate Guinness? I tave Guinness? (I have pink wine tonight. I may hate it in the morning.)

 

[tyred]

One of the speakers in my car has started to make an annoying buzzing sound.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

One of the speakers in my car has started to make an annoying buzzing sound.

Did it start when you switched to Radio 1?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Yes, I did have cereal

 

[Moon bunny]

You seem to have misspelt 'hate'.. Perchance your 'V' and 'T' keys have been transposed?

No, I mean it is foul disgusting stuff.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Im going to work now

 

[hopless500]

I'm already there - busy, as you can see

 

[GetAGrip]

I've had a headache for two days now

 

[numbnuts]

I have just sold my mates kayak for him