Mundane News (Part 1)

[TVC]

I have just bought 3450 litres of air for £3.50

 

[classic33]

He's taking no notice of the flashing cursor positioned underneath him... ha...that'll teach him.

What's good for getting fly remains off computer screens?

Dead & squashed or alive?

 

[postman]

Garage door is on.super door with four locking points.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

The wicked witch of worthing is stilllllllll yapping.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mr. and Mrs. Swan and their five newly hatched swanlings came to visit us at work today.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I put the bins out at 11.05 PM this evening.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I just brought my bins in, at 6:30 pm.
A Pocket Beagle is eyeing this message as it is being typed.
No longer a journalist, but still have an editor.

 

[Saluki]

Can't sleep again

 

[classic33]

Same here. And I've to be up in just over an hour.

 

[Gravity Aided]

2 nights in a row?

 

[classic33]

2 nights in a row?

Who for?

 

[Gravity Aided]

See posts 12290, 12291, both.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My local council still hasn't managed to count up the vote. Typical.

 

[IDMark2]

Dead & squashed or alive?

Definitely dead. There goes my Buddhist credentials.

 

[IDMark2]

Love that little spreading of dark LCD crystals that occurs on an older display when it's struck, like the fly's life was spreading out momentarily and then fading away... a little existentialist poetic thought on a Saturday morning...