Mundane News (Part 1)

[hopless500]

No being the elder you are more practiced and experienced, i however obviously need looking after

 

[Mattonsea]

I have cider !

 

[Saluki]

I have wormed the axolotls. They are very happy now.

 

[hopless500]

I have cider !

 

[Mattonsea]

 

[PeteXXX]

Eastenders just started on the tele.. Time to leave the room.

 

[PeteXXX]

10Amp fuse! what colour is that one?

T'is grey.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I have an inadequate amount of beer indoors but I don't want to go out. So I'm delaying when I start. Maybe I'll have a coffee right now...

 

[Donger]

I overdid it in the sunshine on Sunday. My arms now look like I have dipped them in a chip fryer (except for my strangely white, cyclist's hands).

 

[hopless500]

I have an inadequate amount of beer indoors but I don't want to go out. So I'm delaying when I start. Maybe I'll have a coffee right now...

 

[Donger]

According to my print statistics, I've used 6.148% of a tree since 29th August 2013.

Must have been a mature giant redwood.......

You are forgetting that 64.3% of statistics are made up.

 

[vernon]

You are forgetting that 64.3% of statistics are made up.

73.234% actually.

 

[Donger]

My wife and I are currently watching telly and eating a packet of Rowntrees "Randoms". Mrs Donger never eats them randomly, but insists instead on taking out a handfull at a time and then classifying and grouping them together according, apparently, to colour, texture or flavour before eating them in a selective and systematic manner. I think the person who programmed the premium bond machine must have the same definition of "random" as my missus. Another month and still no excuse for cracking open the champers.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I have beer,wine and cider!

 

[Mattonsea]

I have beer,wine and cider!

I'll be around in a mo !