Mundane News (Part 1)

[NormanD]

Just trimmed my toe nails, now to find the pliers to remove the bits stuck in the bedroom door

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have just learned that apparently they don't sell Smarties in Finland, Estonia and Russia (unless anyone knows better).

Its probably best not to ask about that one.

 

[stephec]

Is it bath night already? Doesn't the month fly past.

You have a bath every month?
Oooooo Mr La Di Da, aren't you posh?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've just made my good lady wince, I showed her the credit card bill.

 

[Saluki]

I have just had fish and rice for tea.

 

[stephec]

I've just made my good lady wince, I showed her the credit card bill.

Who's responsible for most of it?

 

[Maverick Goose]

You have a bath every month?
Oooooo Mr La Di Da, aren't you posh?

They have baths in Bolton?...

 

[stephec]

They have baths in Bolton?...

And I sometimes get out to have a jimmy.

 

[Lullabelle]

Later I am going to have a shower and wash my hair

 

[alicat]

You have a bath every month?
Oooooo Mr La Di Da, aren't you posh?

But what if you don't need one?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Who's responsible for most of it?

Its all my doing

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm watching ITV4.

 

[vernon]

My trousers are being pulled groundwards by seventeen pounds worth of fifty pence pieces dispensed as change from a car park payment machine.

 

[stephec]

Its all my doing

And you volunteered the information, you deserve everything you get.

 

[stephec]

My trousers are being pulled groundwards by seventeen pounds worth of fifty pence pieces dispensed as change from a car park payment machine.

You're lucky to get change from a parking machine.