Mundane News (Part 1)

[EltonFrog]

Put them on the bed and iron it on a low heat. Your life just changed.

I have a fly in my office.

Brilliant! I'll tell you this and I'll tell you no more, you are an actual genius.

 

[EltonFrog]

I have accidentally made a cup of lemon & ginger tea instead of Earl Grey and I have poured milk into the cup as well. My world is falling apart.

 

[Saluki]

My knee hurts. I am not keen on rainy days so much now.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have a fly in my office.

Well open a window or something and let it out!

 

[luckyfox]

....might be talking about his trousers

Well open a window or something and let it out!

there are no windows

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

....might be talking about his trousers

Ooohh err, THAT kind of office is it??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

there are no windows

Pick it up and take it outside or somehow escort it out then!

I never deliberately kill insects you see.

 

[rb58]

I'm having an Easter egg for lunch

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm having an Easter egg for lunch

A nice healthy lunch then?? Good good!!

 

[luckyfox]

Pick it up and take it outside or somehow escort it out then!

I never deliberately kill insects you see.

It's going to die.

I'm offering five English pounds as a reward.

Bring own flame thrower...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm waiting for the postman to come (just incase he has some more parcels) before I put my medical strength moisturiser on, so that I don't answer the door looking like I've just fallen face first into a tub of ice cream!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's going to die.

I'm offering five English pounds as a reward.

Bring own flame thrower...

I don't like you now.

It isn't its fault its got stuck.

 

[luckyfox]

I don't like you now.

It isn't its fault its got stuck.

I'm going to kill it with fire and as it's little body crisps up and it gasps it's last breath begging for help im going to flick it so hard it will bounce off the wall and into the waste paper bin with my left over lunch.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm going to kill it with fire and as it's little body crisps up and it gasps it's last breath begging for help im going to flick it so hard it will bounce off the wall and into the waste paper bin with my left over lunch.

That's just wrong on so many different levels!!

 

[EltonFrog]

I have just dropped one of my fried eggs on the floor, the one without the broken yolk. Can my day get any worse?