Mundane News (Part 1)

[ScotiaLass]

Well I saw this a minute ago, and I've managed to resist so far but......

I don't find that in the least bit mundane.

Don't you have an Ann Summers in Falkirk?

yes we do but they don't cater for fat people

 

[stephec]

yes we do but they don't cater for fat people

The times I've been in the one in the Trafford Centre I've always thought it's a bit overpriced anyway, I prefer La Senza.

Can't beat be fussed over by all the assistants though.

 

[stephec]

You don't want to be skinny anyway, built for comfort not for speed.

 

[stephec]

I'm listening to The Smiths.

 

[Saluki]

I have found the biccies

 

[numbnuts]

I'm listening to The Smiths.

Are they your neighbours

 

[stephec]

Are they your neighbours

They did say that if there's anything I want to try all I've got to do is ask, how kind.

 

[vernon]

I've plucked a ginger nasal hair from my left nostril.

 

[Moon bunny]

Can I have it back please? And you promised you would not tell.

 

[Dark46]

Watching the tele with a cup of tea

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We've spent most of the day at the Earlsdon Festival

 

[classic33]

Watching the tele with a cup of tea

Is the cup of tea enjoying the tele though!

 

[Brightski]

I've sold my car..

 

[Lullabelle]

I polished my shoes today

 

[Maverick Goose]

I bagged the last bottle of Thornbridge Wild Swan in Waitrose....so my Pale Ale situation is now normal