Mundane News (Part 1)

[Saluki]

I just did tickling

That is just lovely.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I am out of wine

 

[Lullabelle]

Bonobos bonk anything and everything all the time. That's not news!

Obviously the adults laughed but one woman made a comment about the male being small as you couldn't see his you know what, I did thing about whether or not to explain that they were both females which was quite clear, instead I just wondered if she had any idea how she managed to conceived her 2 kids.

 

[Lullabelle]

I am out of wine

We have a bottle of red

 

[Hill Wimp]

We have a bottle of red

On my way

 

[Arch]

Obviously the adults laughed but one woman made a comment about the male being small as you couldn't see his you know what, I did thing about whether or not to explain that they were both females which was quite clear, instead I just wondered if she had any idea how she managed to conceived her 2 kids.

Oh, I think I'd have told her!

 

[Hill Wimp]

The jet streams have moved, we're in for some rain

 

[colly]

Done the painting. Well, only some of it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

1, 115 replies to this thread so far, taking up 56 pages.

The word "Rain" has been used 92 times.

"Carpet" 4 times.

"Tea" 87 times.

"Penguin" 8 times.

Also of note, this post contains the highest percentage of made up statistics pretending to be facts of any post so far in this thread.

 

[rb58]

I'm going to bed.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Im going for a bath.

 

[Moon bunny]

Googling was no help what is a lemon top?

A large pimple, showing a yellow peak.

 

[Puddles]

There is a strange man in my house, do not panic though, he assures me he is my husband home for a whole 7 days except for one day buggering it up in the middle where he will disappear again.

 

[TVC]

Im going for a bath.

 

[ACS]

BBC Scotland - Sportsscene.

<muffled yawn>