Mundane News (Part 1)

[PeteXXX]

It's Brown bin day today. I don't use mine as I have a compost heap.

 

[welsh dragon]

Its wet. Today I am going to be drinking lots of coffee and reading.

 

[Brightski]

Off to the Co-op

 

[classic33]

Its wet. Today I am going to be drinking lots of coffee and reading.

Dry here, all day!

 

[PeteXXX]

It's dusk now.

 

[User6179]

It's Brown bin day today. I don't use mine as I have a compost heap.

I am colour blind and always thought the brown bin was green and the green bin was black!.

The blue bin has always appeared blue!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've been eating all day. I've no idea why but at least I've enjoyed it.

 

[IDMark2]

My dependable, slightly scruffy but comfy slippers have finally given up. I know this because when I asked MrsD where they were she said 'In the bin, and about time too.'

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Decision made - no more cycling clothes (no matter how tempting the price) until this belly shrinks a bit. The best clobber in the world will still look silly.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Telly is typically Saturday night rubbish tonight. Well - it is Saturday

 

[gbb]

The frying pan just died. So did the spatula....
I sat in my living room thinking ...whassat smoke ?
bugger, i put it on 5 minutes ago to fry mince for a shepherds pie.
The two are now one, welded together in perfect matrimony

The wifes reaction wasnt so blissfull...

 

[vernon]

My chocolate cake tastes nice.

 

[gbb]

I just knocked MrsD's cuddly dog off onto the floor while making the bed. I believe I have now remedied the chances of this resulting in death or serious injury to anyone if it happens again.
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Yebbut...what about the rotational injuries as a result of wearing a helmet ?..we all know what....errr, I'll get me coat

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The frying pan just died. So did the spatula....
I sat in my living room thinking ...whassat smoke ?
bugger, i put it on 5 minutes ago to fry mince for a shepherds pie.
The two are now one, welded together in perfect matrimony

The wifes reaction wasnt so blissfull...

Or, as the French would say ''Mince!''

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My chocolate cake tastes nice.

EWWWW!!