Mundane News (Part 1)

[postman]

Are you sure it wasn't the community policeman over Halton Moor?

How does someone from Staffs know about Halton Moor.?

 

[JoeyB]

I dress myself

 

[numbnuts]

I dress myself

I bet you have your shoes on the wrong foot

 

[PeteXXX]

One of the pictures on my lounge wall is on the wonk. I'll straighten it up when I have the time to spare..

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I found my wallet in the road today before I even knew I'd lost it. But someone had cycled over it and from the wet tracks it left I'd guess it was a mountain bike.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I am going to dye my hair.

 

[vernon]

I am going to dye my hair.

Tartan's all the rage.....

 

[vernon]

I've waxed my bar bag.

 

[perplexed]

I'm listening to Coldplay

Oh no, can't you get out? Are you locked in? What cruel get is doing that to you!!??

 

[perplexed]

I've just eaten a slightly off Cox's...

 

[ScotiaLass]

I've waxed my bar bag.

Ooooh errrr!

 

[ScotiaLass]

Tartan's all the rage.....

I'll stick to just covering the grey with my usual colour....thanks anyway!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

In the middle of doing a massive pile of washing up. Taking time out of my busy schedule to post this. I do hope you lot appreciate that

 

[welsh dragon]

In the middle of doing a massive pile of washing up. Taking time out of my busy schedule to post this. I do hope you lot appreciate that

Who said men can't multitask?

 

[alicat]

How does someone from Staffs know about Halton Moor.?

I grew up in Halton.