Mundane News (Part 1)

[swee'pea99]

Point of order, if you wear underpants on top of your trousers, surely they are now overpants?

That comment's just pants.

 

[perplexed]

[QUOTE 2574626, member: 259"]Interesting. What colour is the sock?[/quote]

The sock in question is black. Excitingly, however, it has a pink toe and heel.

Breaking news... It has now been darned.

 

[accountantpete]

A cosmonaut's spacesuit recently developed a water leak and I was having sleepless nights wondering what usage that particular suit had gone through to exhibit such an alarming fault.

I am now sleeping easier

http://www.southgatearc.org/news/august2013/radio_hams_leaky_spacesuit.htm#.UfooocUjulM

 

[numbnuts]

It's going to be a warm one

 

[HLaB]

Stop the press, Ive just drank a mug of coffee.

 

[swee'pea99]

I was out for a bit but I'm back now.

 

[Moon bunny]

Hover fly wants me to sew a hem along one side of his Russian flag to stop it fraying. I cannot decide on the best way to do it.

 

[Moon bunny]

Whoever stitched the rest of the flag was, very possibly, drunk.

 

[swee'pea99]

Whoever stitched the rest of the flag was, very possibly, drunk.

Well, it is Russian.

 

[tyred]

Whoever stitched the rest of the flag was, very possibly, drunk.

That would be Mr Smirnoff.

 

[HLaB]

I just drinking water honest any ressemblance to vodka is just a coincidence honest!

 

[Speicher]

Whoever stitched the rest of the flag was, very possibly, drunk.

Are you read to sing?






What shall we do with a drunken tailor?
What shall we do with a drunken tailor?
Earlie in the morning?


(gets boat)

 

[numbnuts]

It's too hot I had to come in side

 

[tyred]

I've now eaten my corned beef sandwiches.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Hover fly wants me to sew a hem along one side of his Russian flag to stop it fraying. I cannot decide on the best way to do it.

Take your time, there is no need to be Russian it