Mundane News (Part 1)

[Gravity Aided]

His Pie-ety cannot be questioned.

 

[classic33]

Haven't they tried that already?

Stopped short of doing it. They were afraid of "The Pensioner's Revolt", if they did stop it.

 

[classic33]

Bored of the Xmas decs now, they will be coming down tomorrow. Im starting 2014 early.

Inviting bad luck into the house doing that!

 

[compo]

Some German bloke has cracked his head whilst skiing and is in hospital.

 

[asterix]

Some German bloke has cracked his head whilst skiing and is in hospital.

Come on compo, you can do better. Try going back to bed and getting out the right side.

 

[alicat]

Off to work I go.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Cleaned the kitchen as I've been awake since 5am. Just the fridge to clean before I go shopping later.

 

[Aperitif]

No sign of vernon in London today

 

[vernon]

No sign of vernon in London today

That nearly came to pass. I got on a train at London Bridge woke up as it approached Farringdon station where I reminded myself not to fall asleep again as I was getting of at the next stop, fell asleep before leaving Farringdon Station and was re-awakened by the doors opening at St Pancras, - next stop Bedford! I made a speedy exit...

 

[vernon]

I need the services of my wife's anti-fart knickers after yesterday's pie and beer diet.

 

[vernon]

At the end of the service, "May the pies be with you".

Is @vernon the Pied Piper?

I have a pair of Irish D low pipes, a half set of Uilleanne pipes and a set of Northumbrian pipes at my disposal. Hum the tune and I'll play it but not with a mouthful of pie.

 

[numbnuts]

It's blowing a force 7

 

[Speicher]

Can you play "Over the Hill and Far Away"?

 

[asterix]

Finished me coffee..

 

[Gravity Aided]

Drinking my coffee now.