Mundane News (Part 1)

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Maverick Goose

A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
I'm hoping tuesday just might go my way.
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
The dustbin is out ready for the binmen tomorrow, recycle bag will go out tomorrow, we get foxes around here so I don't want to encourage them to tear open the bag.
 

alicat

Squire
Location
Staffs
I put the teabag in the loo roll by mistake.

Run that one past me again?
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
So, as I was driving my daughter's stepdaughter to school this morning I saw a rather lovely bike sail past us on the South Circular. ''Ooh, that's a lovely bike,'' I said. Said stepgranddaughter, 6 years old, frowned and said ''You break the law!" ''What do you mean?'' ''They don't obey the traffic lights'' she exclaimed. ''Who told you that?'' ''My mum's mum.'' :wacko:

I'll forgive a six-year old but not her nan.
 
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