Mundane News (Part 1)

[ScotiaLass]

I had a curry. Going to have a beer now.

 

[Lullabelle]

We finish on the Friday before Christmas so we will get a nice long break

 

[PeteXXX]

The batteries on the remote controls for the tv in the kitchen need renewing.

 

[gbb]

This has potential. Are the other two socks the matching pair, or the non-matching pair?

Its edge of the seat stuff this ...and there lies the problem. Its become interesting, albeit at a mundane level

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm currently wearing 2 pairs of socks. The lefts are on the left and the rights are on the right but the one on the inside on the left is on the outside on the right and the one on the inside right is on the outside left.

 

[gbb]

My socks are forlornly sitting on the setee beside me...my feet feel free

 

[Hill Wimp]

My socks are on my feet and both are correctly positioned for comfort.

 

[gbb]

I'm currently wearing 2 pairs of socks. The lefts are on the left and the rights are on the right but the one on the inside on the left is on the outside on the right and the one on the inside right is on the outside left.

You rebel you

 

[vernon]

I bought a new dustpan and broom in the high street today. £1. It was a spur of the moment thing.

How did you cope with the excitement?

 

[vernon]

Going to a fat club weigh in after a beer and a curry wasn't one of my brightest ideas.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

How did you cope with the excitement?

I refused to let my emotions sweep me away.

 

[Aperitif]

I bought a new dustpan and broom in the high street today. £1. It was a spur of the moment thing.

I've just noticed a sweeping statement in MN - stuff like this should be reserved for P&L (C and D? for younger members...shoot, I don't know what that place downstairs is called - eek!)

 

[Aperitif]

I'm currently wearing 2 pairs of socks. The lefts are on the left and the rights are on the right but the one on the inside on the left is on the outside on the right and the one on the inside right is on the outside left.

I just took my stuff out of the washing machine and I'm sorry to report that one of my feather pillows burst, and, as a consequence, all my socks are a bit down at heel.

 

[jhawk]

Today... I was mistaken for a special needs child...

I was sat at my desk at work, a kid comes in...

"Hey, Damien!"
"Whose Damien?" I turned around.
"Oh, you're not Damien, you must know Damien..."
"I'm afraid not, who is he?"
"He's the special needs child!" One of his mates shows up.
"Whose that?"
"Don't know, but he looks like Damien. Hey, are you his brother or something?"
"No, I'm not his brother." They both leave saying:
"There's some geek at Mr. Scully's desk."

SOME GEEK! THE CHEEKY LITTLE BARSTEWARDS!

My pride is hanging by a thread, they were ten.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

My candle is an inch shorter than it was at 7pm