Mundane News (Part 1)

[tyred]

There must have been a new government directive stating that all music on hold needs to awful

 

[PaulSecteur]

I can pick my socks up off the floor with my toes and throw the into the laundry basket.

 

[GetAGrip]

I need a shave, my beard seems ginger in a certain light. Or I could avoid that certain light.

Noooooo, have a shave

 

[steve52]

I can pick my socks up off the floor with my toes and throw the into the laundry basket.

 

[colly]

I have broken a nail.

 

[Hill Wimp]

If deer are lying down in the field does that mean its going to rain as well like cows ?

 

[TVC]

I have four packets of Scampi Fries in the cupboard. There will not be four left by the morning.

 

[Saluki]

I have finally managed to sort the topsoil from the gravel and have created a car parking area in our back garden.

 

[JtB]

I'm so bored I added an entry to this thread.

 

[ianrauk]

It's getting darker earlier

 

[Hill Wimp]

Bathroom needs cleaning

 

[just jim]

I mowed the lawn earlier today. Then it rained.

 

[MOI]

I'm watching TV and scratching my




































Head

 

[hopless500]

I can pick my socks up off the floor with my toes and throw the into the laundry basket.

Nice one

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Nice one

Why is he throwing his toes into the laundry basket