Mundane News (Part 1)

[slowmotion]

Have you thought about turning it off?

Won't you allow me just a little excitement in my empty, lonely life? Bastard!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Won't you allow me just a little excitement in my empty, lonely life? b******!

I know Classic, you BEAST!!

 

[classic33]

He could have thought about knocking it off!!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Bank called ..apparently I have a middle name...

 

[classic33]

Bank called ..apparently I have a middle name...

Could you confirm it though?

 

[hopless500]

Took the tip of a dentists finger off years ago. Had a fit whilst under general anaesthetic & his hand happenned to be in the mouth at the time. I think I swallowed the tip of his finger, uncertain as I came round in the local A&E.

lol

 

[numbnuts]

I'm eating an apple

 

[hopless500]

 

[classic33]

lol

Only about 13 at the time. Both were taken to the same hospital, in the same ambulance. Although I only found out what happenned whilst coming round in the A&E.

 

[hopless500]

Only about 13 at the time. Both were taken to the same hospital, in the same ambulance. Although I only found out what happenned whilst coming round in the A&E.

Superb

 

[hopless500]

The best I've managed to do is to kick the school dentist in the wotchamados. I guess they should have been giving us anaesthetic before drilling, might have saved (him) a lot of pain

 

[classic33]

Superb

I still don't know were the tip of finger went. Never saw him after that.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I put my boxer shorts on the wrong way round this morning. I haven't managed to remember this though.

 

[welsh dragon]

I bought some milk today

 

[Archie_tect]

I read the news today, oh boy...