Mundane News (Part 1)

[classic33]

Clearing North Eastwards though.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I am awake.

 

[Mattonsea]

I finished Work

 

[rb58]

Formula 1. That's mundane.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I got bloody soaking on my ride !

 

[ColinJ]

From the song by George Formby:

Now there's a famous talkie queen
She looks a flapper on the screen
She's more like eightie than eighteen
When I'm cleanin' windows

She pulls her hair all down behind
Then pulls down her... never mind
And after that pulls down the blind
When I'm cleanin' windows

I worked with a former window cleaner once and he told me some of the things he had seen from the top of his ladder. I won't even hint at what they were, but some of them were pretty extreme ...

 

[ColinJ]

I worked with a former window cleaner once and he told me some of the things he had seen from the top of his ladder. I won't even hint at what they were, but some of them were pretty extreme ...

What I will say though, is that in the most extreme example, he was spotted doing the spotting by the spottee, and almost fell off his ladder as he beat a hasty retreat! Weeks later, he found himself at a bus stop and made eye contact with someone in the queue. They both had a "Don't I know you from somewhere?" feeling, but then he remembered, flushed violently, and fled!

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

There's also the verse about the honeymoon couple, I can only remember the last 2 lines;
The bridegroom he is doing fine
I'd rather have his job than mine!
When I'm cleaning windows.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I got bloody soaking on my ride !

 

[PaulSecteur]

BBQ sauce sandwiches are awesome.

 

[classic33]

I am awake.

You certain you're not just dreaming that you're awake!!

 

[Hill Wimp]

BBQ sauce sandwiches are awesome.

but i forgive you as i happen to agree with your signature.

 

[PaulSecteur]

but i forgive you as i happen to agree with your signature.

Have you ever tried one?

Also, I forgive your...

..because your avatar is soo cute and will grow up to be a loverly bacon sandwich.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Formula 1. That's mundane.

I enjoyed the qualifying and I'm looking forward to the race, though it wont be as exciting as the Moto GP.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Every minute you cut off your shower saves £15 on the household and water energy bill over the year

Source: Southern Water saving tips