Mundane News (Part 1)

[Lullabelle]

I have a feeling that if you ask nicely, he'll go out and get you some.......



while he's there, could he get me a Toblerone?

Good choice care to share

 

[vernon]

I have a feeling that if you ask nicely, he'll go out and get you some.......



while he's there, could he get me a Toblerone?

And a peppermint Aero for me.

 

[Hill Wimp]

And a peppermint Aero for me.

Cadburys flake please

 

[vernon]

I've never eaten a Marathon bar in its new guise as a Snickers bar.

 

[Hill Wimp]

its raining in the Garden of England

 

[vernon]

My wife's reigning over me.

 

[vernon]

I've found the integral hidey hole for the garden shredder's blade.

 

[TVC]

Is this the deep diver course? I think I've got the PADI book on the shelf here

Advanced open water. I think my three optionals will be ppb, smb and wreck.



Right, that's lost all the non divers.

 

[TVC]

Anyone want anything else from the shop?

I'll need the money up front, I don't do credit.

 

[vernon]

Yep, I bank with Coutts.....I'll get my man to bring round a personal cheque.

I'll send my chauffeur round to give him a lift.

 

[Archie_tect]

Could your PA not fax one over... or better still email the cash.

 

[vernon]

I've just watched something thats slower than paint drying.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Does he call Vern m'lady too ?

 

[vernon]

I wouldn't trust him with my Bugatti. He's a lousy parker.

 

[TVC]

Could your PA not fax one over... or better still email the cash.

Rocky's man is currently servicing Speicher, or he could have done it.