Mundane News (Part 1)

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I see @vernon's butler has taken up duck shooting

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Here,'s hoping the ducks I am duck sitting are still safe

 

[stephec]

It's not even half 9 and i've eaten my dinner.

I used to work with a bloke who's mam used to put his school dinner butties in the freezer overnight.

That way he had to wait until they'd defrosted, and couldn't eat them at morning break.

 

[vernon]

Here,'s hoping the ducks I am duck sitting are still safe

It's a punt gun that will take out fifty or so ducks at a time.

Your ducks are safe. I've hidden Fenton's punt.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I was told by the security guard at Tesco about 15 minutes ago not to park my bike in the foyer. I could understand if it was busy but there were only 3 other customers in and the foyer is full of junk anyway!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've lost a glove. Only one came out the washer.

I found it in the car. I've now washed it.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Foyers should be kept clear of objects, to allow ingress and egress in case of emergency.

 

[ayceejay]

I saw a tit today, it came out as the sun went down.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Sign of spring?

 

[clid61]

My horses blatant refusal

 

[clid61]

Neigh !

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm in Walsall

 

[Maverick Goose]

I'm in Walsall

. At least the Balti pies are meant to be good though.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm baking some sausage rolls in the oven. I'll have them for supper with some mushy peas and brown sauce.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I have recently sourced the authentic HP in the US. Excellent, I must say. As good as remembered.

 

[PeteXXX]

. At least the Balti pies are meant to be good though.

I wasn't there long enough to enjoy one..