Mundane News (Part 1)

[Accy cyclist]

Up early today. I seem to wake up these days after 4 hours sleep so no point just lying there.

 

[EltonFrog]

It is not snowing.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I've just been'installed' in my landlady's house. The Irish wolf hound (Dusty) had farted. I want to go home. It smells less and is more comfortable!

 

[tyred]

Ive just hummed along to American Pie whilst trying to keep myself warm at the station.

Bought a smile to my face

Did anyone throw pennies into your hat?

 

[numbnuts]

No snow here, it's a very dull overcast day

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

A very damp and grey walk of 400m has just be had in record time of 25 minutes. The dog is very confused as such show short walks.

 

[Maverick Goose]

It's raining. (Although snow was forecast, it hasn't turned up.)

Maybe it's the wrong kind of snow

 

[Archie_tect]

Not a flake, not even a Wispa.

 

[PeteXXX]

So far this morning I have seen three pigeons, a robin and a thrush at and under my bird feeder.

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

I think my toenails need cutting, I can't get my shoes on.

 

[PeteXXX]

And now a male blackbird is pecking away at the seeds on the ground.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Its not snowing in central London.

 

[Archie_tect]

It's on its way

Yum! In that case, can I put in a request for a Double Decker and a Mars bar?

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm more of a milky bar man myself.

Milky Bars are on the approved list...

 

[Hill Wimp]

Kettle's on.