Mundane News (Part 1)

[GM]

Just plumbed in our new Dishwasher that we got on Black Friday, now I can throw away the Marigolds!

 

[Lullabelle]

This morning we were both woken early by our body clocks even though we didn't have to get up early. Burbage Farmers market followed by Sainsburys, it is freezing out there so I am staying in

 

[TVC]

I am in Skegness. It would be rude not to seek out a pie shop.

Skegness? In December? Why? Who are you trying to escape from?

 

[vernon]

I'm in North Finchley. It would be rude not to have the all day breakfast.

I had a Butlins' full English breakfast this morning and for good measure I added a smoked haddock fillet to the plate.

 

[vernon]

Smoked paddock.....have you been on the grass again?

Spotted and corrected before your response.

 

[vernon]

My wife has just combed my beard.

 

[vernon]

I hate these auto correct features....I'm never sure what I'm going to post, so how does my iPhone know?

I'm going to have a stern worm with the auto correct feature of my Galaxy S5.

 

[stephec]

I'm going to have a stern worm with the auto correct feature of my Galaxy S5.

It'll probably wriggle out of it.

 

[TVC]

My wife has just combed my beard.

Well, there's bugger all else to do in Skegness.

 

[Lullabelle]

We have had dinner so now it is shower time

 

[Maverick Goose]

My wife has just combed my beard.

Where's the butler?...

 

[stephec]

Where's the butler?...

Combing the wife's beard.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Combing the wife's beard.

@Fnaar@Fnaar!

 

[surfdude]

i just burped and it tasted of the curry i had earlier . it tasted better the first time

 

[vernon]

Well, there's bugger all else to do in Skegness.

That is where your are wrong. So far this weekend I've seen Bellowhead, Eddie Reader and some half decent emerging folk bands and there's more of the same today.

Our butler begged to be left at home when he discovered that Mrs V and I might inflict Lindisfarne on him. He was so distressed I felt that it would be the kindest thing to do. I've taken the precaution of locking the door to my vintage Krug cellar. He'll have to make do with Bollinger this weekend.