Mr Cookiemonster is upset.

[cookiemonster]

Its the beards that do it

@Speicher has a beard?

 

[mudsticks]

I may bat for the opposition but I am 6ft3 and most def male, when I last looked.

You mustn't look Hesus wouldn't like it ...

 

[mudsticks]

@Speicher has a beard?

And try as i might - i just can't get one going ....

 

[cookiemonster]

And try as i might - i just can't get one going ....

I've got quite an impressive beard growing now. No need to shave as the schools are on hols. Does make my face mask a bit itchy though.

Mr Cookiemonster (who can't grow more than a few chin hairs) is very impressed and jealous.

 

[cookiemonster]

You mustn't look Hesus wouldn't like it ...

Hesus is just jealous.

 

[lane]

In my opinion there is nothing more natural

Than giving your bike a bath

Unfortunately not a view shared by everyone in my household

And too bloody cold to get the hose out

 

[Bazzer]

I've put bike bits through the dishwasher. That wasn't appreciated either funnily enough.

Car bits don't either.
The solution is to use the bath/dishwasher when the other person is out of the house/flat.

 

[Drago]

Please, genuinely not being obtuse, but is Speicher a female too?

 

[cookiemonster]

Please, genuinely not being obtuse, but is Speicher a female too?

I'm aware that she is.

 

[mudsticks]

I've got quite an impressive beard growing now. No need to shave as the schools are on hols. Does make my face mask a bit itchy though.

Mr Cookiemonster (who can't grow more than a few chin hairs) is very impressed and jealous.

i have two sons - one has a most luxuriant beard - the other struggles to produce much more than your own bristle deficient best beloved..

However - the younger - and less hairy one - manages to retaliate by lording his extra 3"* over his older sibling ...

Who knew boys were soo competitive ??

Hesus is just jealous.

Always... But its a sin - so he just doesn't let on..

* in height - of course..

 

[ColinJ]

I may bat for the opposition but I am 6ft3 and most def male, when I last looked.

It wasn't exactly a secret, was it! I think some people just don't pay attention...

 

[ColinJ]

Please, genuinely not being obtuse, but is Speicher a female too?

By pure coincidence she went to the (then) girl's (then) grammar school opposite the (then) boy's grammar school that I went to, and at the same time!

 

[cookiemonster]

i have two sons - one has a most luxuriant beard - the other struggles to produce much more than your own bristle deficient best beloved..

However - the younger - and less hairy one - manages to retaliate by lording his extra 3"* over his older sibling ...

Who knew boys were soo competitive ??



Always... But its a sin - so he just doesn't let on..

* in height - of course..

 

[byegad]

There's a spycam in your bathroom.

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I thought we'd decided not to mention that!

 

[byegad]

@cookiemonster is an aficionado of Martial Arts, so, @Drago, I would be very careful what you say!

Steady Speicher old chapess.