Mother surprised by seagull

[slowmotion]

Spare me the pollocks.

 

[Drago]

This thread is being to flounder, but I don't have the mussels to get it back on track. It's bream a long time since I was brill at that.

 

[Smudge]

People presenting themselves to A&E in an embarrassed state discovered this a while back.

Only those with a sense of shame.....
It appears to be a brown trout sir....... Really ? It was a rainbow when i stuck the fecker up there.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Watch out for the squirrels as well.

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/squirrel-man-testicle/

 

[Accy cyclist]

It was choking on a bit of dark weed,

As in skunk?

 

[raleighnut]

No fish puns yet? Thank cod for That!

There's a time and a plaice for fishy jokes.

 

[slow scot]

This thread is being to flounder, but I don't have the mussels to get it back on track. It's bream a long time since I was brill at that.

What's the porpoise of all these fishy puns?

 

[Drago]

What's the porpoise of all these fishy puns?

I'm not sure. I love them, but some folk hake them and get a bit tench. Personally, I reckon my puns are the bream of the crop.

 

[Tiger10]

Your Mum got off lightly.
https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/

Surely this can't be real!!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

My pun will wallow in the Kitiwake of all before it.

 

[Drago]

That story is a load of balls.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

That story is a load of balls.

Prawn balls which roam the ocean floor off the coast of China.

 

[User76022]

[QUOTE 5451834, member: 9609"]A seagull can't possibly vomit up a barbed hook stuck in its gullet[/QUOTE]
Indeed that is true. But the urban myth was not about barbed hooks. It was bread on a string.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Will salmon put a stop to this?

 

[Dirk]

You really don't want to see the video of a Pelican swallowing a dog.*

* I bet you're all frantically Googling it now......