John Lewis - this time they have "jumped the shark" - too stuck up and important compared to the exciting department store of yesteryear where one could go to Oxford Street on Christmas Eve and buy loads of haberdashery xmassy things for 10p, 20p or thereabouts.
And get a coffee and croissant upstairs - with change from two pounds.
And do this in peace and quiet as everyone had cleared off out of London.
John Poois now.