morph

[Abitrary]

i love morph! stop talking about him like that!

describe one thing he did.

 

[jonesy]

back to politics and life if you will mjonesy. Your work here is done.

It's a bit dull- only the one lefty this evening. Unfortunately the rest only post during working hours.

 

[Abitrary]

It's a bit dull- only the one lefty this evening. Unfortunately the rest only post during working hours.

missing simoncc no doubt. Don't worry. He will be back.

 

[Abitrary]

Well done, jonesy and abitrary. So will it be a geography lesson about King's Lynn today? I can't wait!

Today's lesson is a religious one which I shall call 'the passion of the plasticine'.

It is a stop motion religious fable about a character, called morph, who behaves like a tit and eventually get's crucified on a crucifix made of lollipop sticks on top of a sandcastle.

 

[Abitrary]

Oh god, It's R.E.

Except there are no morals or enlightenment in this lesson. This is Gore Education. G.E.

After morph has been nailed to the cross, he looks up to heaven for his father tony hart, and says 'forgive me father for I have sinned'.

Tony Hart spits on him in disgust and walks away, glad that his stupid little creation has been stopped in his tracks.

All the while a load of stop motion mice, cats and dogs laugh and point.

 

[jonesy]

Except there are no morals or enlightenment in this lesson. This is Gore Education. G.E.

After morph has been nailed to the cross, he looks up to heaven for his father tony hart, and says 'forgive me father for I have sinned'.

Tony Hart spits on him in disgust and walks away, glad that his stupid little creation has been stopped in his tracks.

All the while a load of stop motion mice, cats and dogs laugh and point.

So you've given up on the acid bath now? Perhaps you were put off by the health and safety thread.

(PS- did you ever read The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks? Some of your thought processes seem familiar!)

 

[Abitrary]

Yes, I have read the wasp factory, and haven't thought about it for many years. Isn't it strange how you think it's the most important book ever written at the time, but forget about it about a year later, or however long it takes your cells to grow out.

After morph has been crucified on lollipop sticks, i'd send him up to the edge of the known universe on a nuclear space rocket which would result in a quasi-religious metaphysical explosion and dispersion of his disgusting essence.

 

[Noodley]

I often used to think how satisfying it would be to stick really well-sharpened pencils into Morph, the annoying little shoot that he was.

 

[Abitrary]

I often used to think how satisfying it would be to stick really well-sharpened pencils into Morph, the annoying little shoot that he was.

hehe, nice. Got a scotty wanting to give morph the glaswegian kiss.

 

[Crackle]

I often used to think how satisfying it would be to stick really well-sharpened pencils into Morph, the annoying little shoot that he was.

Oh Man! All these years, I thought Tony Hart was using plasticine!

 

[Abitrary]

Tell us more explicitly about what'd you'd do to morph if tony hart left you babysitting him, noodley.

 

[oxbob]

A wicker man style ending would be good

 

[Abitrary]

A wicker man style ending would be good

We've gone beyond that my friend.

The only way I can now see him being suitably disposed of is in some sort of 2 girls 1 cup scenario.

 

[tdr1nka]

Morph was created by the Wallace & Gromit people and not by Tony Hart.
Tony Hart never forgave Morph for this, they never actually worked together in person, the programmes then being made by the directors of the Paul MaCartney/Stevie Wonder - Ebony & Ivory video. Don't quote me on this.

I wasn't a real fan of Morph but I did like his 'nail brush' dog.

 

[oxbob]

Morph was created by the Wallace & Gromit people and not by Tony Hart.
Tony Hart never forgave Morph for this, they never actually worked together in person, the programmes then being made by the directors of the Paul MaCartney/Stevie Wonder - Ebony & Ivory video. Don't quote me on this.

I wasn't a real fan of Morph but I did like his 'nail brush' dog.

A fan of Gnasher then lol