Misheard or alternate lyrics

[marinyork]

Not heard of Bohemian Curry before!

 

[User482]

Kirstie, that's a work of genius! Particularly as I've just had a rogan josh for my lunch...

 

[Kirstie]

Kirstie, that's a work of genius! Particularly as I've just had a rogan josh for my lunch...

It's not my creation - it's been around the interwebs for a few years now...
My favourite bit is the 'I chunder' verse...

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Hendrix...'scuse me while I kiss this guy

..I always had my doubts about that guy.

 

[Sig SilverPrinter]

I always thought green days good riddance started with the line
Another turnip boy

 

[GentleBenn]

My Girl thought the Guns n Roses track 'Paradise City' , started..


"Take me down to the very nice city"

 

[jay clock]

Do none of you know the song "Ken Lee" by Mariah Carey? It is an absolute cracker - see here
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

 

[barq]

It's an old one but...

"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie/ Put your hands all over my body"

By Madonna (from Erotica).

 

[PaulB]

Anyone remember "I knew the bride when she used to flog her hole"?

 

[Beardie]

I'd not heard Bohemian Curry before, but I once saw someone sing the Glaswegian Rhapsody: "Any way the Clyde flows, doesnae really matter..."

As a young lad, Bohemian Rhapsody was one of the songs I would never sing along to, because the lyrics made no sense and I knew I'd misheard them. The big surprise came when I saw them written down and found I'd heard them correctly after all.

 

[mikeitup]

a guy in the US killed himself (apparently) after listening to Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" track

He heard "I tell you to end your life"

should be "enjoy life"

 

[Renard]

Another old one...

'Sue Lawley' instead of 'So Lonely' by the Police

 

[TheDoctor]

There's a bathroom on the right...

Bad Moon Rising by Creedance Clearwater Revival.

On the subject of alternative lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody...

Bohemian Polka by Wierd Al

And for anyone familiar with the 'All Your Base Are Belong to Us' meme that was around a few years ago...

All Your Base Are Belong to Queen

I'm so very sorry.

 

[Kirstie]

Celine Dion, 'my heart does go on' Titanic film theme tune, sounds like 'near, far, wherever you are and you know that the hot dogs go on'...

Destiny's Child 'Independent woman' 'The clothes I'm wearing - alf garnett, the watch i'm wearing - alf garnett; the house I live in - alf garnett' etc