Miserable b*ggers

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steve50

Disenchanted Member
Location
West Yorkshire
Morning all,
polite nod of head and friendly smile.
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
As no one has outlined the actual ettiquette yet, this is how it goes;

1) Present your business card on an appropriate (ideally silver, pewter is acceptable in damp conditions) platter (assuming your butler is unavailable to present it for you).

2) Await a reciprocal card from your new acquaintance.

3) If no such response is forthcoming, apply the harshest measures, including, but not limited to;
  • Pretending not to hear when asked to pass the port
  • Not inviting this ruffian into the library for cigars and brandy
  • If they should call, having your footman tell them that you are out, while you audibly play the piano-forte to give the lie to this statement
  • Sending all correspondence to this incorrigible cad with the postage stamp affixed upside down.
Note that peers of the realm, and minor royalty will expect to acknowledge you *first*, and to present your card to such a person before being invited to would be an awful faux pas; in such cases, you may need to emigrate to the colonies until the offence is forgotten.
 

Brandane

Legendary Member
Location
Costa Clyde
In the last couple of days I've ridden from Paris to Dieppe, through some lovely towns and villages, local folks walking on the pavements would say Bonjour or Bonjour monsieur, a bit disconcerting at first but rather charming.
French culture v. British culture. Pretty much sums up where we are heading as a nation :sad:.
 

Brandane

Legendary Member
Location
Costa Clyde
motorbikers and various other people with a common interest did acknowledge each other
Motorbikers still do, pretty much. There are exceptions - BMW and Harley riders are so far up themselves that they can't bring themselves to acknowledge other bikers. Inside the confines of the M25 I have noticed it doesn't happen much either - but that is probably down to the sheer numbers of bikers. A bit like cycling too; if you're commuting with thousands of others then you're not going to acknowledge them all. However if you're in the middle of nowhere and see another human (be it walker, horse rider, fellow cyclist, or heaven forbid - a DRIVER) then it is simply good manners to acknowledge them. What annoys me is the fruitcakes who then put more effort into ignoring that acknowledgement by avoiding eye contact or whatever, than simply returning the nod/wave/greeting.
 

steve50

Disenchanted Member
Location
West Yorkshire
I agree @Brandane , I think, imo, that is why there is always the sarcasm etc whenever a thread like this comes along.Could it be due to the difference between city and rural / town cyclists / commuters that gives rise to sarcy comments I wonder.
 
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Dec66

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
I agree @Brandane , I think, imo, that is why there is always the sarcasm etc whenever a thread like this comes along.Could it be due to the difference between city and rural / town cyclists / commuters that gives rise to sarcy comments I wonder.
Not sure really, I'm a city cyclist but I enjoy my time out in the lanes far more. And I'm the OP.

Maybe it's not "townies/sh*tkickers" but "nice/not nice" ^_^^_^
 

steve50

Disenchanted Member
Location
West Yorkshire
Not sure really, I'm a city cyclist but I enjoy my time out in the lanes far more. And I'm the OP.

Maybe it's not "townies/sh*tkickers" but "nice/not nice" ^_^^_^

i'm glad you added the smilies, .........................................cos I come into the category of sh#tkicker living in the countryside.^_^
 
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