minimum milage for lycra get-up?

[Bigtwin]

Minimum length for lycra?

About 8" I'd say.

 

[jimboalee]

I have a gorgeous body, so what is the shortest ride that it is acceptable to wear full lycra?

Are you a lady? Do you have sweeping blonde hair and live in Coventry?

 

[arallsopp]

Full lycra? As opposed to topless?

I ride anything upward of 2 mile pootles in lycra, but then my chain line prohibits riding in casuals. Anything less, I walk

In spandex.

 

[Nikos Zinnatwist]

Are you a lady? Do you have sweeping blonde hair and live in Coventry?

get you, what a player!

Sadly, for you, this ball is red and you bet black.

Its a nice day, I'm just going for a troll on my MTB around the park (6km door to door). Should I wear Lycra and show off my physique or is lycra too much for troll?

 

[jimboalee]

get you, what a player!

Sadly, for you, this ball is red and you bet black.

Its a nice day, I'm just going for a troll on my MTB around the park (6km door to door). Should I wear Lycra and show off my physique or is lycra too much for troll?

Think again.

Who rode through Cov' with sweeping blonde hair and was a lady?

Clue,- It wasn't John Kemp Starley.

 

[jimboalee]

get you, what a player!

Sadly, for you, this ball is red and you bet black.

Its a nice day, I'm just going for a troll on my MTB around the park (6km door to door). Should I wear Lycra and show off my physique or is lycra too much for troll?

There'll be a bloke in the park called Mike Hunt.

Ask the big chap cutting the bushes if he's seen him.

 

[Speicher]

Its a nice day, I'm just going for a troll on my MTB around the park (6km door to door). Should I wear Lycra and show off my physique or is lycra too much for troll?

So, you live in Earlsdon then, or near the Leamington Road.

 

[Mac66]

Always Lycra. And shave your legs. Distance,purpose etc irrelevant

 

[Sittingduck]

get you, what a player!

Sadly, for you, this ball is red and you bet black.

Never played roulette have you?

 

[luplowe]

go naked if you're that gorgeous

I tried that once but me willy comes to rest on the front mech and its a bit painfull when you snap it from top to bottom..

 

[Randochap]

Its a nice day, I'm just going for a troll on my MTB around the park (6km door to door). Should I wear Lycra and show off my physique or is lycra too much for troll?

That was you in the park? Yeah, WTF, dress it up in lycra.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

I wear it for my commute, which is only a just under 10-mile round trip, but as I can't cycle in in my work clothes, I might as well wear the proper gear - more comfy, less sweaty...

indeed. it was a no-brainer for me. i have (had from monday ) good changing facilities so if i'm not riding in my work clothes, i may as well wear stuff that's best suited to purpose.

 

[Hont]

I have a gorgeous body, so what is the shortest ride that it is acceptable to wear full lycra?

Not sure that it matters. Won't you turn into a flower as soon as you see your reflection?

 

[Nikos Zinnatwist]

Not sure that it matters. Won't you turn into a flower as soon as you see your reflection?

Not happened to me yet, and I'm a big fan of mirrors.

I've just been to the town centre posing in my slick Asparagus gear and Bolle blade glasses. I could see myself in the shop windows and I looked pretty sexy. I could feel lots of ladies steering at me, lusting. I'm just glad I didnt get excited myself otherwise my track pump might have shown itself.

 

[jimboalee]

Not sure that it matters. Won't you turn into a flower as soon as you see your reflection?

So all the daffodils along my route are 'up their own peanut' cyclists who have gazed at themselves in the shop windows?