Minding my own business on my bike and get called a

[LarryDuff]

I got a handful of chips thrown at me last summer.

 

[vickster]

I got a handful of chips thrown at me last summer.

I hope they were properly salted and vinegar'ed

 

[djb1971]

I was out for a drive today when some bumbling bloke on a bike held me up. I was attempting to redline my 65bhp tweaked lump and once I lost my momentum behind the muppet I had to drop it down a cog. I blew him away once I touched 30. I got my own back I put the window down and called him a ****ing ****er, that'll teach him. I ended up losing him when he got stuck behind a tipper truck. I was almost late for the maccyds meet up. Last time it happened I chucked a load of soggy chips on 'em.

Why?

Just why?

 

[TVC]

I got a handful of chips thrown at me last summer.

You lucky bastard, I love chips

 

[Bobby Mhor]

I got dogs abuse from a young 'un in a penile extension..
I asked 'Where the f*** was his pink Fiat 500'
Take nothing off anyone...F'em

 

[yello]

And just to add some balance, I was riding through some town in the small hours (I was on a brevet) when I saw three lads on the footpath walking away from me. Oh here we go, I thought gloomyly sensing the inevitable. They heard my approach and turned.... and began applauding and calling out encouragement.... chapeau! allez! I guess things is different in France.

 

[redcard]

I know the problem here. The driver was a cyclist, forgot he was in his car, and gave you a cockload of abuse because you didn't give him a cheery hello.

Next time just fricking give the guy a wave and a wee smile.

 

[Doseone]

Were you wearing a tshirt that says All Peugeot Drivers Are ***ts?

 

[laurence]

people are scum and there should be a mass cull. alas, the really dumb ones are too stupid to figure out how birth control works.

"been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding"

 

[stephec]

There are just some right twats out there. Friday I was working, loading the vehicle on the off side, on a quiet residential street, and someone skims past me at 30, blasting his horn. If I'd happened to step back... There was plenty of room to pass, he just had to show off and make some point or other.

Sadly I wasn't quick thinking enough, or when he had to wait to get out of the road at the end, I'd have been there emptying recycling onto his bonnet before beating him to death with a Lambrini bottle.

Arch, I thought you were a lady?

 

[winjim]

"been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding"

The cretins cloning and feeding?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I find the Doppler Effect is very good at censoring idiots like these, turning otherwise understandable phrases into "aaayyyy.. you... eff... oooooeerrr...." .

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Arch, I thought you were a lady?

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/so-we-got-married-image-heavy.158252/

 

[laurence]

The cretins cloning and feeding?

i don't even own a TV

 

[Bollo]

Were you wearing a tshirt that says All Peugeot Drivers Are ***ts?

They've sold out.