Men with jewellery

[Greedo]

is so, so, so, so, so wrong

Had a guy in to see me earlier and he had a solid silver bracelet on one wrist as well as a chain type one on his other wrist with his watch. 4 rings none of which were a wedding ring and 2 earings in. To top that the knot in his tie was nearly as wide as his heid!!!! a stupid sculpted hair cut and I'm 99% sure he had on fake tan!!

Now this clown came form a company I do business with and this is their new rep! A wannabe footballer!!!! I couldn't take him seriously as he probably takes longer getting ready in the morning than the majority of woman I know.

Oh and I've a 16 year old bottle of malt sitting on my desk someone gave me. He see's this and apparantly he'll need to give this one a try. He loves whisky and coke!!!

"yeah maybe Bells or Grouse with coke, but not a 16 year old malt"

his reply - " oh right, has it went off then" (and yes he was being serious)

 

[mr Mag00]

fook-wit!

 

[Unkraut]

He doesn't work for a jewellers by any chance?

 

[tyred]

Twat!

Used to work with someone like that who was always covered in rings, chains, identity bracelets, etc. He used to complain about a sore back a lot of the time. We always told him if he removed the excess 3 stone of cheap jewellery, his back would improve instantly.

 

[Greedo]

That might have been ever so slightly, and I mean ever so slightly excusable.

A tiling company though!!!!!

One of the girls in the office said when he left as they were quite large rings

"You taken up gambling?"

" No! why?"

"what was John McCrirrick in seeing you for?"

He doesn't work for a jewellers by any chance?

 

[Piemaster]

I can't see anything wrong with a small piece but that much? Ugh - ask him which 'hood gang he belongs to

I wear a chain around my neck as a convenient place to keep the wedding ring. Being an engineer and using hands + machinery I won't wear it on my finger.

 

[Melvil]

I can't see anything wrong with a small piece but that much? Ugh - ask him which 'hood gang he belongs to

I wear a chain around my neck as a convenient place to keep the wedding ring. Being an engineer and using hands + machinery I won't wear it on my finger.

Snap...but the ring's not a wedding ring. It's so much easier than having to take it off all the time...and you get to feel a bit like Frodo from LOTR

 

[Piemaster]

Snap...but the ring's not a wedding ring. It's so much easier than having to take it off all the time...and you get to feel a bit like Frodo from LOTR

never thought of it like that.

It has been worn like that for the past (and I'd better get this right) 14 years

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I wear my wedding ring and a steel eagle around my neck which my son bought for me in Heidelburg

 

[Dayvo]

What a tosser!

Had he drowned himself in after-shave, too?

 

[Greedo]

How'd you guess?

What a tosser!

Had he drowned himself in after-shave, too?

 

[mr_cellophane]

So roughly how old was he ?

 

[Greedo]

late 20's early 30's not as young as you'd expect which made it all the sadder

So roughly how old was he ?

 

[User482]

Watch and plain wedding ring for me. Anything else deserves public ridicule.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i only have a wedding ring. not really keen on jewellery.