I got the exact bike shop equivalent of that when I got back into cycling 30 years ago.
ColinJ: Hello, I'd like to buy some cycling gloves please
Bike shop owner: Feel the cold, do we?
ColinJ: Eh?
Owner: You said that you wanted 'gloves'...
ColinJ: Yes - to protect my hands if I fall off, help prevent blisters on long rides, used to wipe off sweat and so on.
Owner: And you want 'gloves' in the summer?
ColinJ: Er, yes...
Owner: Long fingered?
ColinJ: No, as you said - it's the summer - short-fingered gloves.
Owner: Oh -
MITTS - you don't want gloves, you want
mitts - track mitts - why didn't you say so!
ColinJ (under breath, to self): You total effing w****r!!! If I hadn't just travelled 2 miles in my lunch break to buy the bloody mitts, I'd walk out without buying them, and never return!
ColinJ (with forced smile, and clipped voice): Yes, please, I'd like to buy a pair of track mitts...