Maxims to live your life by

[Drago]

A punch in the throat is worth two in the eye.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

There's no crisis that isn't eased by a modestly-sized thermonuclear device.

 

[Punkawallah]

There's no crisis that isn't eased by a modestly-sized thermonuclear device.

There is no such thing as ‘overkill’, merely a paucity of targets.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

There is no such thing as ‘overkill’, merely a paucity of targets.

Wisdom such as this is spread sparsely*


*Available from all good grocers

 

[Andy in Germany]

There's no crisis that isn't eased by a modestly-sized thermonuclear device.

The Dr. Strangelove approach.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A chip butty a day keeps starvation away

 

[Yellow Fang]

High aspirations are an opportunity killer.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Everyone is a flying spaghetti monster.

 

[Drago]

A Mars a day, helps your teeth rot away.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Better a lurcher than a greyhound be.

 

[Punkawallah]

Everyone is a flying spaghetti monster.

Have you a minute to talk about our Lord and Master, Dread C’thulhu?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If you get stuck in a rut, you need to borrow a ladder.

 

[Drago]

Vorsprung Durch Towtruck.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Sometimes you need to grease palms but it means the date harvest will be delayed.

 

[Drago]

The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.